Bedizen

"That is the ugliest Christmas tree I have ever seen."
"HEY!"
"What? I'm being honest."
"Lie."
"Okay. That's almost the ugliest Christmas tree I have ever seen."
"I hate you."
"And I hate the tree."
"God. What even makes it so bad?"
"Um, do you have eyes? You've got too much crap on there. Angels and stars and baby Jesuses."
"So? That's Christmasy!"
"Or is it baby Jesi?"
"Go home."